Where You Expand Your Knowledge...

So there you are, sitting with some friends drinking whatever it is kids drink these days, and that age old question comes up:

"If zombies started attacking, how long would you live?"

In your mind you know that you are already calculating the mere minutes it's going to take for you to get your Jugular ripped out by some flesh-eating carcass, but with your pride, you answer in lies. You tell your friends that you're going to live, that you have what it takes to become the 'Ultimate Survivor'. You've seen the movies, played the games, earned the achievements, and read Zombie Survival Guide.
In your moment of bliss as you can only imagine what it'd be like to survive; you realize something:

You're friends are going to make it, and not you.

You're not limber enough to hop-scotch out of the way if your friend tries to trip you, making you bait for the horde chasing behind you. You're not lean and toned enough to pull yourself up a fire-escape for an emergency get away. You can't run a block, much less more than a mile if there's no cover in sight.
You haven't got the slightest clue what you're in for.

This is where we come in.
We are Zombie Survival Bootcamp, a team dedicated to helping the firsties die last. Because let's face it, absolutely NO ONE wants to be a 'first' in an apocalypse.
We're going to tell you what you need, what to eat, what to excercise; how to live your life day by day and survive an actual apocalypse! Don't mistake this as Communism, oh no, dear good Zombie Survivors! We are here to help you help yourself.

We will be referancing movies, games, books, shows; you name it, we will "Fact or Faked" it. (Because people seriously watch that show.)

So why not follow us? Read and then become the one who is tripping your friends, climbing up that ladder escape, and laughing in the face of the devil as he lets his minions pour out of the ground.
Because of us, you will survive.

Because of Zombie Survival Bootcamp, you will become the Ultimate LAST Survivor.

(brain)