Places to hide in the even of a Zombie Apocalypse.

Buenos nochas, my spunky little group of sex monkies. I'm aware it has been forever since Brian or I have posted anything, and we both sincerly apologize. Brain and I currently find ourselves ass deep in jobs, school, and now the holidays. It's been hectec. Moving on, because you have all been so wonderfully patient, I'm writting today on a subject I've been promising for months. They are the puzzling questions we ask ourselves every day as we are strolling through Wal-Mart. Would Wal-Mart be a good place to hide if zombies were trying to eat me? Or sitting in the police station after being arrested (not me of course). Police stations have a whole arsenol of guns and ammo. Maybe this would be the place to hide in an apocalypse. Question no more my friends, here are your answers!

1. The Mall
In the 2004 remake of George A. Ramero's Dawn of the Dead, the entire mall proved to be an effective fortress against a mob of zombies the size of Conetticut. Our group of survivors found all the imeneties they needed in order to survive and quite comfortably. Our zombies seemed to have a sense that this group was there and came in floods until the situation seemed daunting and impossible. Now, the last time I was at my local mall, I don't remember it's glass doors being bullet proof. And I'm willing to put money down on the fact that the mall does have a generator, but nothing impressive. Ultimately, I would determine the mall to be a death trap. I would not advise anyone to attempt using the mall as a fortress or to enter it in hopes of obtaining vital supplies. I would however, say this would have to be determined on a case by case basis. Consider the location and layout of the mall. If you do not know the layout of the mall or anything about it, move on. Also, consider that while the mall would be a convienient 'one-stop-shopping' for all your survival needs, most of what malls carry will inevitably serve no purpose to you. It would be safer and more beneficial to target smaller chain stores that carry specific items.

2. Wal-Mart
You can almost hear the chorus of angels singing as the door slides open and you step inside the crisp, new Super Wal-Mart. You instantly get excited thinking about the mass quantities of products and the vast array of products this mega store provides. You carefully select your cart, because even in brand new Wal-Marts, with brand new carts, there is still always one with a severly defective wheel that wants to steer the cart in the opposite direction. You try not to think about how much money it takes just to cool this massive building as you being to wind your way through the maze of asiles. Wal-Mart was my obvious second choice. If I had a dollar for every Facebook post I ever read stating, "I would baracade myself in Wal-Mart in a Zombie Apocalypse," I would be rich.

I have actually always speculated that patient zero would be found in Wal-Mart. What better way to kick off the Christmas shopping season than to turn down the doll asile to find a young girl eating the innards of her mother. Jingle bells, your kid smells, by the way she bit me...

I'm sure you are all sitting on the edge of your chairs, egarly awaiting all my reasons for adamently advising against Wal-Mart as a potential safe haven. If this is true, get up, go outside, and do anything. Seriously.

So here it is. Again, as with everything, treat it on a case by case basis. Determine all angles of the situation before making a decision. In an apocalypse, all decisions are life and death decisions. Wal-Mart will be the first victim of mass looting in the midst of mass hysteria. Everything from TVs, to toys, to food, to beauty products will be taken. There will be surprisingly little left of Wal-Mart's impressive quantities. All vital supplies such as food, clothing, survival gear, tools, and weapons will be wiped out within hours of the first outbreaks before the looting will even begin. When and if the apocalypse continues on for months before any clean-up begins, if it ever will, Wal-Marts will either be destroyed, burned to the ground, or full of zombies. It would be increasingly difficult to build up barracades over all the buildings weak spots. Big is not always a good thing.

3. Grocery Stores
Going down the list of private sector businesses, grocery stores are your smaller Wal-Marts. Frys, Bashes, Safeway, Albertsons, all one-in-the-same. And all pose the exact same issues as Wal-Mart does. Big building, lots of weak spots, will fall victim to shortage of stock within 2 weeks or less. There is a 'but' though! In the quest for supplies and food, grocery stores would be a much safer option that Wal-Mart. The idea being that hopefully smaller grocery stores might harbor less occupants. Much is to be desired for a grocery store void of zombies and full of food, right? Well, not to crush that little fantasy, but it will never happen. The good news is, all that food will end up somewhere, waiting to be found, so long as some jackass didn't try to eat all of it because there was no tomorrow.

4. Large Hunting and Sporting Goods Stores
Number 4 is actually one of my personal favorites. This option is just as appealing as Wal-Mart, but even more deceptive (and heartbreaking). I hope it is obvious to everyone why this one is most people's first or second choice (Wal-Mart, of course, being the other contender). Survival gear, camping equipment, weather-specific clothing, fishing and hunting gear, hand guns, shotguns (boomstick), rifles, knives, and enough beef jerky to feed you and your grandchildren. It's a survivors play ground. Someone sitting around a camp fire in the middle of a total zombie apocalypse could practically become giddy at the idea of a fully stocked, untouched Cabella's Hunting and Sporting Goods Stores. It's enough to make a survivor light headed. Well don't faint on me just yet. I'm not finished.

This is where the story becomes tragic. These massive out-doors stores will fall victim to the same tragedies that will befall Wal-Mart and other stoes. The silver lining? You might still be able to find items left behind that could prove important to your survival. You might even be that lucky soul who manages to find a left behind tent, gun, or possibly more. A lot of what will be left over might be useful. Fishing line, a pot or pan for cooking over an open flame, or even so much as hand and feet wamers for those crazy campers who sleep in 3 feet of snow. Bottom line is, you might might find something you need. But at what cost? Always think before you act.

5. Small Gun/Knives Stores
Now things are starting to get interesting. If this is your definition of interesting. Do not be fooled by these small stores. They might just surprise you. Out of all the different locations that you could consider, I would most readily walk into a small gun store over all. Many gun stores today are surprisingly secure. Though that's not to say you will for sure find an untouched gun store. In fact, you most likely wont. But you have the best odds with this option than all the others. The layout in these stores are usually small and simple. There will only be two ways in and out and the possibility of problamatic occupants would be minimal. It's hard to say if there will be anything of use left, but if I had a prime opportunity to search a gun store of possible weapons to defend myself against the army of zombies outside, I would gladly do so.

6. Libraries
First stop of the list of government buildings. Lets get this one out of the way, shall we? Libraries will serve one purpose. To get out of the elements. Aside from that one main purpose, a library wont have crutial components to your survival. Although the books would prove to be a source of warmth and entertainment.

7. Schools
Schools would only be slightly more favorable than a Library. It might have slightly more food, but ultimately, schools will do you about as much good as a Library. One thing you do need to be aware of, however, is that in the event of a major disaster, especially in smaller cities, schools and libraries might be converted into disaster relief shelters. This could be a good or a bad thing. The shelter could be home to a lot of non-parishable foods and survival gear. On the other hand, it could be full of zombies too. Use your brain, or they'll have it for dinner.

8. Hospitals
Hospitals are a hotspot of medical professionals and government officials. They are full of vital medical supplies for human survival against bacteria and disease. But it will also be a hot bed of the dead and zombies. Be aware and do not enter a hospital unless absolutely necessary.

9. Police Stations
Our good friend number 9 here, might just be the most promising location yet. Police stations would have everything you would need. And often times, stations are small and easy to fix up enough to be zombie proof. If law enforcement falls apart however, looters might have cleared the place out long before you got there. Much like small gun stores, I wouldn't hesitate to check a good police station out. You never know. You might get lucky.

10. Prisons
Dun, dun, dunnn! Anyone who has read the Walking Dead series is anxious for number 10. Prisons certainly are an interesting subject that given the right people, could be discussed and debated at length. Prisons could be the most secure place to hunker down with many things that could aid you for some time until you could come up with alternatives. A food supply that could be potentially plentiful. Possible running water, showers, beds, and more. If you could gain access to the armory where the guards stored their weapons, you might just find enough ammunition for a war. You might find all the tools necessary to grow your own food in a secure yard surrounded by 3 fences. You could find medical and first aid supplies, linens for various uses, equipment to build things with and more.

But we can't ignore the very real and dangerous possiblities. The first and oh-so-obvious ones being zombies. And lots of them. You have to consider that the prisoners never got the chance to escape before they all became zombies. But don't assume that if you know some got out, that they all did. Also keep in mind, there might be survivors amoung the cell mates that you'll have to share your new home with. You might get lucky and find small time criminals, but you could just as easily find vicious killers and rapists who will lie to you. It would be a very delicate and potentially volitial situation that would be very hard to get out of peacefully.

It would take a great deal of work and effort to get the place running smoothly and would be very difficult to do. But keep in mind, if you are going to rebuild your life after something like this, it's going to take a great deal of work anyway.

11. Goverment Facilities
Number 11 is a tricky one. For the sake of time, I'm going to combine all other goverment properties into one category. This includes but is not limited to military bases, the White House, Town Hall, and more. This is one you have to use your judgement and decide based off knowledge and commen sense. But don't make a mistake. It could be your last.

12. Private Homes (1, 2, ... story homes)
Now we are getting somewhere. I hope that it is obvious to everyone that Number 12 will be the best place to hunker down. In the midst of any major disaster, zombie apocalypse or not, the facts are all the same. Whatever has destroyed everything will not be your only problem you will face. Looters and theifs will become a huge problem. They will break into your home and they will take everything. And if you get in their way, they will kill you. This is the exact reason why I'm proud to be an American. Because we have the right to bear arms and can fight for what is ours and our lives. Amen.

With private homes, I'm going to have to side with the 'zombie experts' out there and say that homes with 2 or more stories would be the best structure to choose to secure as home. 2 story homes have a lot better security than one stories. The second story is harder to access and there is a multitude of ways you could secure the home so that you could sleep soundly at night. Boarding up the windows on the first level could allow you to leave the second story windows unboarded to allow natural light and air in. Choosing the right home is crutial. You want to aim for older homes with better, sturdier construction and heavy wooden doors. You also want to consider the eves of the roof and the placement of windows so you can easily access the highest part of the roof from a second story window. Consider if there is a garage attached. Older homes will be harder to find with attached garages. Some new homes in popular, expensive neighborhoods tend to have good, strong construction. Just be aware of how many zombie neighbors you might end up with.

Consider all the materials it's going to require in order to secure the first story and whether you can obtain them. My advice, find a home near some still under construction. Limited neighbors and all the materials you'll possibly need. Just remember, it needs to be one people were already living in so it's furnished and has food and supplies hopefully. These would be ideal conditions and over time, you could clean out and secure the whole neighborhood for residents with a pulse.

13. Apartments
This is another promissing possibility. Choose a second or third story unit with a secure fire escape. If they are out door units, you'll have to destroy or enclose the stairs to keep unwanted visitors out. Indoor units, just secure all the doors in all stairwells and you sould be secure. I don't have high hopes for apartment buildings being a suitable long-term home. Also, be aware that there will probably be high numbers of zombies in apartment complexes.

14. Skyrises
Skyrises are going to be right up there with apartments. The idea is in the right direction, but unfortunately, skyrises will give you the same problems to face. Plus, if you find a high-rise, it's going to be in the center of a large city. Need I say more?

15. Underground
Last, but certainly not the least, the option of going underground is certain an enticing option. When most think of going underground, most either think of a cellar, bombshelter, basements, or some big, secret underground government facility. I put this under it's own category because it's one to be considered. Given the situation of course. In a zombie apocalypse, a cellar or bomb shelter isn't going to do you much good. Most have one way in and one way out. In a zombie apocalypse, I would never advise entering anything with only one way out. If a big enough group of zombies backed you into a corner, they could very easily overtake you. A basement would be a much safer option. Almost all basements have another way out, whether it be an exit to the outside or through the crawl space under the house. In the beginning of a zombie apocalypse, moving your family and the important things such as food, clothes, water, higine products, blankets, radios, tools, and weapons down into the basement would be adviseable. Secure all entrances and hunker in. Looters will inevitably break in and steal the rest, but this could potentially save your food from being take and most importantly, your familes' lives. In a zombie apocalypse, that's all the good going underground will serve you. In any other major disasters, going underground is highly adviseable. Except in floods of course. Seriously people, think about this.

A few other tidbits to finish up this riveting blog.

First and foremost, if you live in a big city, you might just be screwed. If you can, relocate to a more rural, unpopulated area.

Just remember, everyone else in the city is going to be leaving at the same time. Try to time things right and choose a path out of town that will be less traveled.

Be sure you have a good supply of everything you need. My next two blogs are going to be on everything you'll need in the event of a zombie apocalypse and the best forms of transportation. This is of course, subject to change at any time, but not the survival supplies. I've already started working on that one. :D

Scientific Theory? What's That?

A scientific theory is an explanation or model used to explain observations or experimental results about an observed phenomenon.

"Zombies are a popular figure in pop culture/entertainment and they are usually portrayed as being brought about through an outbreak or epidemic. Consequently, we model a zombie attack, using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies. We introduce a basic model for zombie infection, determine equilibria and their stability, and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions. We then refine the model to introduce a latent period of zombification, whereby humans are infected, but not infectious, before becoming undead. We then modify the model to include the effects of possible quarantine or a cure. Finally, we examine the impact of regular, impulsive reductions in the number of zombies and derive conditions under which eradication can occur. We show that only quick, aggressive attacks can stave off the doomsday scenario: the collapse of society as zombies overtake us all."-

Philip Munz

Ioan Hudea

Joe Imad

Robert J. Smith
(1)

Zombie research has been done, no doubt about it;and we're not talking about some college kids making up something for a class, we're talking REAL professors in REAL universities. They're using their math and science mumbo-jumbo to make us feel ignorant and give us the creeps. I've scoured around and found some interesting information, not to mention I'll be translating for all of you non-geeks out there.

"Boomer."

For those of you who don't know, Zombie-Science (or 'ZS' for short) has always been discussed. Surprising, really, considering that not a lot of people think about where the history originates from. A lot of religions have linked the 'undead' with their practices or stories; Voodoo and things like that. Christianity also referances it with Jesus coming back from the dead. It's not really a surprise; the human mind has always been curious, and with religions coming in to stir it around, it becomes a lot more serious than just another Blockbuster hit.

'In ancient Sumer The Epic of Gilgamesh features the undead. The vengeful god Ishtar demands:

" Father give me the Bull of Heaven,
So he can kill Gilgamesh in his dwelling.
If you do not give me the Bull of Heaven,
I will knock down the Gates of the Netherworld,
I will smash the doorposts, and leave the doors flat down,
And will let the dead go up to eat the living!
And the dead will outnumber the living!"'
(2)

'ZS' is merely all slap-stick, although, considering that there aren't any real zombies to test on (and I still thank the world for that). All hypotheses are all made-up; meaning that the scientist who came up with said hypothesis had to calculate in his OWN version of an apocalypse (types of zombies, rate of infection, etc.). If anything, these works have cause speculation on the other half of the science tier, probably questioning the sanity of the other wing.
Some cities have even taken the steps to mention what to do in a 'Zombie Apocalypse'; mentioned in the 'LA Times', NY Times, and probably any other heavily populated city that doesn't stand a chance.
The fact is, it's OUT there. There's no doubt, it all depends on which side you wish to dance on: the one that's prepared? Or the one that doesn't gives a rat's ass and will probably get eaten?

Enough with debates, let's bring in some SCIENCE!

'The worst thing that people can do in a zombie epidemic is to pick up a gun and fight.

As we see in this totally awesome graph of human and zombie populations: there is an enthusiastic enlistment in the militia every time the zombie population grows. As we also see, the human population is dwindling. The second graph tells the story: too many people in the militia means not enough people finding supplies. Before too long, supplies dwindle and everyone has to go back to work. Further analysis shows that a small (sustainable) and well trained militia is far more efficient at culling the zombie population.' (3)
The author of this graph and site also goes on to mention how being in the city would be a greater advantage other than being in the country. He goes on to explain how being in an apocalypse in the country would be slow and agonizing, taking time and probably lives as you try and find supplies.
But like I said before, each scenario is drawn out differently; you do what you feel is best, and hopefully you have the common-sense to back it up.

(1)

Now this graph is based on mathamatical modelling, meaning there are a lot of numbers and things I really don't wish to discuss. The above picture shows what would happen if ever a cure was found. Unfortunately, science is not biased. Even through quarantine and carriers, the level of zombies will rise; effectively letting the human race level out into a small population. Mind you again, although, that this is based off of what these Professors believe would happen, rather than an actual fact. There is quite a possibility that the cure would go un-bound, and the level of humans and zombies would reverse.

I've included the resources I pulled the graphs and comments from if you ever want to take the time to actually read them, they're pretty interesting and I'm hoping you will understand and enjoy them.
Just be sure to always remember that even if it could happen, some things don't follow typical laws (no matter what the movies say). A Zombie Apocalypse is something that has been around, and the only reason it is still around is because of people interested in the 'what ifs'.

And if you ever want to read something that puts down all scientific theories on zombies, click here. The writer even compares how a zombie hypothesis wouldn't work with volcanoes. Don't ask me, they wrote it.
I got lost when they started talking about magma within a zombie article.

So stay alive, and remember:
COMMON SENSE.

RESOURCES:
(1) http://mysite.science.uottawa.ca/rsmith43/Zombies.pdf
(2) http://welcome-to-monster-land.blogspot.com/2010/06/glorious-undead-zombies-and-religion.html

(3) http://paleocave.sciencesortof.com/2010/05/how-the-mayor-will-save-you-in-a-zombie-apocalypse-by-reminding-you-to-stay-at-work/

 

 

(brain)

 

The Importance of Melee Weapons and Hygiene...

ZSB is dedicated to bringing you the best information out there we can find; whether it will be about what guns to use or gum to chew considering the circumstances.


"Oh no, zombies? Good thing I have Trident Layers!"

There is absolutely no science proving that chewing Trident Layers is going to save your life. It just tastes good and will keep you from nic-fitting (if you're a smoker).

Now for some reason, hygiene still tends to be a problem with people today, even before any indication of an apocalypse could happen (go figure). Now is it out of pure laziness?
Well yes, yes it is.

And by golly, those douchebags who used to smell in front of you at Starbucks all of the time who couldn't afford a bar of soap but a six dollar coffee are going to get eaten first. Yes, that was a run on sentence, but I feel very strongly about it.

Most people don't think about hygiene when it comes to trying to survive, or even planning for any catastrophic event. I'm assuming most people are just going to try and 'cave-man' it, using their hands for things they've never done before and just dipping themselves in a dirty irrigation ditch every now and then to rinse off...

Because if you're not going to die from being infected, you're surely going to die of something that you could have EASILY prevented.
Let's cover some of the things you can get just by being a dirty little bastard...

Head Lice

Now Head Lice is something that you can get from just about anyone, not because you don't wash your hair. I'm putting this up here because during a zombie invasion, you're probably going to be sharing some things with the people in your group. There are three kinds of lice; head lice (stated above), body lice, and pubic lice (Crabs). All of these pretty much act the same way; jumping from one person to another via clothing, pillows, etc. I suggest starting something like a "Check-Up" day, where once every two weeks everyone checks eachother for certain things. It could really clean up any debates about who started anything, and you could possibly stop something before it will even start.

This means brush your teeth, and in result this won't happen to you.

HANDWASHING!

Your mom, doctor and grandmother have always nagged you about washing your hands, especially after handling raw meat (or even your own meat, for that matter). Not only that, but history shows us that bad things tend to happen when you're around someone who doesn't wash their hands; and that bad thing tends to be you dying.
Think of it this way; you're in a group of say five, and you have one person that knows how to cook over an open fire. He's an ex-vet, has some teeth missing, and rambles on about how the zombies remind him of the war. You're walking around one day (why you're walking around, is totally baffling to me) and you stumble upon him taking a number two behind a bush. He waves you off, and you run back to camp scared like a ninny.
When you finally see him come back, you realize that:
1) He did not have a water basin or handwashing soap.
2) He did not have hand sanitizer.
and 3) ...Did he even use paper?

Now he's making dinner.

That's a great example isn't it? All of the bacteria just lying around on his hands, as he fondles your food, mocking you as you stare; mouth agape and thinking about running into the horde you find next.
Which brings me to another statement: ZOMBIES ARE DEAD. You probably will be rummaging around zombie pockets, touching things that zombies have touched, thus contracting viruses and bacteria that could kill you.

" Because the students didn't wash their hands between touching the dead and the living--handwashing was an unrecognized hygienic practice at the time--pathogenic bacteria from the cadavers regularly were transmitted to the mothers via the students' hands.
"The result was a death rate five times higher for mothers who delivered in the hospital than for mothers who delivered at home" said Dr. Gerberding. "

So; stock up on handwashing soaps and sanitizers in your BOB's & EDC's; because you're definately going to be needing them.

Here's a list of things I find useful, as well as some things they can be used for:

SANITIZER: Keeping those damned hands clean!
BABY WIPES: If you're at a loss for water, you can always use these to scrub yourself down. One for the face and neck, one for your, ah, naughties, and one for the rest of the body.
INSTA-TOOTHBRUSHES: You've seen them, those little brushes you don't need water for? Go raid that Walgreen's on the corner. I'm sure they have a shit-load.
GUM: Certain gums can help with preventing plaque; which can prevent Gingivitus. So if you have no water, no toothpaste, and no insta-brushes, this would be your best way to go.
CLEAN RAGS: If you're a female, and you still recieve Mother Nature's gift of love, please realize that tampons and pads won't last forever. You can also wash to re-use.
(Or if you really want to be ready ladies: http://www.keeper.com/index.html.)
Q-TIPS: Prevent ear infections with the build-up of wax.
ALCOHOL SWABS: To clean minor cuts and scrapes; can be used as a hand sanitizer as well (it will dry out the skin.)

DEODERANT: Need I explain?
CONDOMS: Because a zombie apocalypse doesn't stop the human race from having sex, and let's face it, getting a STI that causes pain or itching can slow you down; not to mention getting pregnant.

A Zombie's idea of a "Two for the Price of One" Special:

MELEE WEAPONS

I'm going to touch-up on some Melee weapons that can be used for defending yourself from flesh-eaters if there's a lack of guns nearby. Unfortunately, I fall into the category of "Dumbass-Who-Doesn't-Own-A-Gun"; so I know this category pretty well.
Melee weapons are better than guns for one reason, and one reason only: YOU NEVER NEED TO RELOAD/USE AMMO.
Of course, things CAN break; but guns can also jam if not cleaned well etc.

"Remember when picking a Melee Weapon. Can it crush A skull in one blow? If not, can it decapitate in said blow? Is it easy to handle? Is it light? Is it durable?" -Zombie Survival Guide, Max Brook

Warhammer

Bat'leth

Originally made for the Star Trek series, the Bat'leth is a Klingon weapon designed by the martial arts enthusiast working on set. I know you may be thinking, "Are you pop-tarded?"
I can assure you, I'm not.
"The bat'leth is a curved blade with spiked protrusions and handholds along the middle of the blade's back. In battle, the handholds are used to twirl and spin the blade rapidly."

-Taken straight from Wikipedia, because it's easier to copy and paste than type it out.The size of the Bat'leth generally tends to depend upon the user, but in all in all it can be anywhere in length from two to four feet. Keep it sharpened, and you could possibly kill a zombie with one swoop. The reason I posted this is for the length; during hand to hand combat I would like to keep my distance between myself and the teeth in front of me.

Other weapons, that I probably need not elaborate on, are axes, crowbars, tire-irons, katanas and sledgehammers. If you want a more in-depth list of what to use; click here.

I'm cutting this short because for one, this post is already very long; and two, I'm pretty much done with working on it. There's nothing more I can say.
xD
Next post should be more in-depth about excercises from the other writer, so stay tuned!

(brain)



Fun with Guns is the name of this blog.

So because human instinct will tell you to arm yourself to the hilt, I’ve decided to dedicate this blog to the brief over-view of weapons, focusing on firearms mostly. Later on throughout the blog I will go in-depth on specific types of weapons so I can help you be affective with any weapon you pick up. Even if it is so much as a rock.

                                                                       Handguns:
This is a favorite among many for so many different, but great reasons. However, for you, my future Last Survivor. I would suggest NOT making it your primary weapon of choice. But secondary for sure. Here’s why: handguns are primarily meant for close range. The closer you get to you zombie, the more stress you will experience. Lets add in 3 more variables. The barrel of a handgun is typically very short, making long range shots difficult enough. Next issue, a zombie’s head will look to be about as big as a softball from 30 yards away. And last, it’s a moving target. Need I say more? Unless you’re John Wayne, which, you’re not, so don’t even fucking try, you don’t stand a chance. However, handguns are small, lightweight, and have smaller ammunition. Depending on what type of ammunition your handgun uses, it may be used in a carbine. Also, you can choose a handgun with a longer barrel and sight radius. A laser can be attached, but when it’s battery dies, you have a useless piece of shit and are back to square one.

There are two main types of handguns to choose from. Semi-automatic or revolver.
        
                                                               Revolvers:
Revolvers are simple. Bottom-line. Easier to clean, less to go wrong. BUT they hold less ammunition and are not designed for laser sights and such. If you do choose this revolver, this girl says go for a Beretta semi-automatic pistol.

                                                          Semi-Automatic:
Semi-automatic handguns also have advantages and disadvantages. It’s major advantage is its ability to hold more ammunition and its ease of changing magazines quickly for reload. Yes, we have all played the games and have been killed many times while reloading. FUCKING RELOAD. Just remember, this isn’t a game. You won’t respawn if you die other than as a zombie. Promise.


                                                                .22 Caliber:
This gun is quieter by nature and has a lower recoil making it fairly accurate. But I wouldn’t want to use this on a home invader, much less a zombie. The smaller caliber just isn’t effective enough for killing…anything.

                                                                    40 S&W:
This gun was designed for law enforcement. It is equipped to use 10 mm ammunition but can be retro-fitted into medium frame(9mm) automatic handgun. It uses .40 inch diameter bullets with a decent weight range (9g to 13g). Most ammunition for it is hollow-point which would effectively destroy a zombies brain. It would be like placing said zombies brain in a blender. It is a better choice for a secondary weapon.

Note**Handguns are hard to load and cock for someone who has never used one before. I recommend practicing doing these things and weight lifting to make you stronger and faster at reloading and shooting.

                                                   The Heavy Machine Gun:
2 things:
You wont find it. And if you do, it wont do you any good. Period.

                                                        Sub-machine Gun:
Similar to the heavy machine gun, it wont do you much good and will only serve to waste ammunition. This gun tends to jam a lot and only serves to be a danger since it is a short range weapon.

                                        The Assault Rifle/Semi-Automatic:
Again with the ability to do rapid fire, you waste ammunition when one, well placed bullet is more effective. Many assault rifles are flawed, tend to jam easily and are difficult to clean and keep maintained., with a few accretions. We all know the AK-47, as well as the Galil and Chinese Type 56.

AK’s are fun to shoot. However, there are now better options. The M16, which is currently used by the US military is much lighter than it’s Russian cousin. However, the M16 is currently being phased out and replaced with the M4 Carbine which is shorter and works better in close combat. However, it disperses 3 rounds per-shot, also making it wasteful. If you are determined to only carry 2 types of weapons and you can choose a bolt/lever action rifle, avoid the semi-automatics. Ammunition is precious and not infinite. You need to slow down and make every shot count.

                                                                The BOOMstick:

So this is one that could potentially serve a purpose. It could fill in as your secondary weapon. The shotgun, affectionately also known as the “boomstick”, is known for it’s power and ability to kill and destroy at a close range, more more than 10 feet(preferably less). The farther away from your target you get, the more pellets spread out and the less lethality they have. The disadvantage is the gun itself is bigger and heavier and the shells are big and bulky. Whereas the handgun is not.

                                                    The Bolt/Lever-Action Rifle:

Don’t be fooled by the common misconception that these are regarded as obsolete. While the flashy sub-machine gun will lure you in with lies and un-kept promises, the rifle will give you the truth. A rifle is powerful and can help put distance between you and your attacking zombies. Why be the jackass on the ground attempting to throw a nun-chuck at said zombies when you don’t have to be? While he is trying to split a zombies skull in half, Chuck-Norris-Wannabe down there is having his foot chewed off by another. In the time it will take him to attempt and die, you could have shot him, and five other zombies around him in the head. Depending on how good of a sniper you are. People say this is the cowards way out. Why be a hero when you don’t have to be? Hero’s get eaten.

When choosing a rifle, hunting rifles will almost always be your best(and only) choice. They have simple and easy to clean and maintain designs and ammunition will be easier to acquire and more plentiful.

However, if you happen to have the luck of coming across an older military rifle, and can find the ammunition, this one could be your best friend. It was designed for close-hand combat. Just be sure you learn the proper ways to use your rifle as a CQC weapon so you don’t smash your gun to pieces.
                                                                        Lever:

Lever-action rifles tend to hold less ammunition. It is an excellent ambidextrous weapon and extremely popular with hunters and not the military.

                                                                         Bolt:

Bolt-action rifles were adopted but then replaced by semi-automatics and selective fire. It is preferred as a sniper rifle because of it’s power. This design is simpler and easier to maintain and keep clean.

Remember: Always use your guns safely and responsibly. It is your job to have a thorough working knowledge of your guns and keep them oiled and clean. And always have it by your side.

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[EDC] Every Day Carry Info...

One of our writers is having a hard time trying to work out her schedule with posting an amazing article on weaponry. So in the mean-time, I've found a video you Firsties might like to watch. Enjoy!

More EDC stuff to come soon.

(brain)

Left 4 Dead on the Stairs

If you haven't played it, then you've seen the ads and have heard people talking about it; that's right, we're talking about Left 4 Dead.

"Grabbin' some pills."

If you haven't at least seen the above clip, then you are definately a Firstie.

L4D is pretty much how any zombie apocalypse would start; Patient Zero gets infected by some weird virus, infects someone else and then ensues the "Domino Effect". The virus is so advanced, that it actually starts to mutate some of them, turning them into catergories in the game. We're going to referance said mutations, and bring in some science just to make you wish you were already dead.

Smoker: Smokers are a nuisance in the game; their mutation consists of an abnormally long tongue (think Toad from X-Men) and having smoke blast out of their heads when you shoot them. Presumably, according to what I'm reading at the current moment as to why they are who they are; they used to be smokers, hence the name.

Science: There are chromosome/genetic mutations out there that have to do with 'protruding' tongues, but not to the point where we have a Zombie-Toad-Smoker running around and wrapping our bodies like tentacles in a hentai film.
Angelman Syndrome is a neuro-genetic disorder that causes speech impairment, developmental delay, and 'tongue-thrusting/swallowing'.
More of the same are EHMT1 (EUCHROMATIC HISTONE METHYLTRANSFERASE 1) and GAT1. These mutations are primarily found in patients with Autism and Down-Syndrome; which, if you haven't yet, you should go donate money. (Seriously, save a life; you won't be needing that money anyways.)

So in the event of an apocalypse, considering stated above, Smokers are out of the question.

Hunter: Zombies that pretty much scream and jump around like a ninja on crack; if ever caught under one, please refrain from asking your friends to help (unless they have a gun).

Science: In the event of an apocalypse, we are going to assume that dead bodies can move and bite your face off. We're assuming this because we are hopeful that one day they will start eating all of the people we hate.
Hunters are possible. Especially with freshly bitten/infected patients. Consider this: someone who has just been changed can more likely run just as fast as you and kick your ass as hard as you, considering that the circulation of blood and stiffness of muscles has not become 'full-swing' yet. Will they scream? Maybe; I couldn't tell you what one zombie war-cries or not.

So, in the event of an apocalypse, HUNTERS CAN EXSIST, but only freshly changed patients!

Boomer: They're pretty much huge people that changed, and have a tendancy to puke on you that sends out a homing beacon like bees to the only flower within the whole world. It will blind you for a couple of minutes, and in that time, expect to be rampaged by more than enough zombies to kill a heard of goats.

Science: Is it possible?
Not likely.
The fundamentals of a Boomer are pretty simple; they help other zombies find food. Although in the game they are fun to mess around with, in real-life you probably won't ever see one.
Zombies eat the flesh of the living, whether or not they can smell that is entirely up for debate at the current moment, until we here at ZSB can find some science on it.
Until then, in the event of an apocalypse, BE WARY OF BOOMERS.

Tank: They've taken too many 'roids and have 'roid rage. Enough said. (And they're a bitch to kill.)

Science: No human in the world has the strength to lift a car and throw it over-hand over their head. It's just not possible. You may say "Oh, well they have those competitions where those buff guys pick up a car and.."

It's not possible.
Have you ever noticed that after they're done lifting it a few feet off of the ground, they seem drained? Not a Tank from L4D. That asshole keeps charging at you and throwing stuff like you're a fly on the wall at a Chinese restaurant.

In the event of an apocalypse, Tanks do not exsist, but Mini-Tanks do.
We've come to the conclusion that body-builders and football players (and pretty much anyone else who lifts weights and takes steroids), would be something to dance with. Although it would only work with freshly infected patients, as said with Hunters. The brains of the walking-dead shut down, and only their 'animalistic' processes are still in-tact, so if there's a buff-guy chowing down on some stripper in the middle of the street, freshly changed, and the brain is still processing his last steroid binge, please be wary.

We're not going to touch Witches, generally because we see no small lady getting super-freako and giving you an upper-hand. It's like having a five foot female running after you, pinning you to the ground, and ripping your face off...we don't see that happening. (Unless it's your ex.)

Triggers: Triggers in the game are flash-lights and car alarms.

THESE ARE REAL TRIGGERS.
DON'T BE A FOOL.
All five senses of the walking dead should still work (besides the super-acute sense of being able to smell a live human being; until we find something that says otherwise) and if you're going to sit there and try to get into a car that has an alarm and set it off, then you're stupid. Zombies will hear it, and flock to it; assuming that there is a meal nearby.
When walking into a darkened building where you need a flash light, you should hope that whatever is in there is too busy chowing down for them to recognize the dancing light on the wall. (Think of a cat who you're playing laser pen with, then said cat looks back at you like you're going to die for trying to make it play with you. Same concept. Except this time you're going to be eaten.)

We've skimmed the old layer of milk on Left 4 Dead.
The watery-stinky parts are weapons, teamwork, and other things that common-sense should provide.
If not, then we'll have to post a Common-Sense article...
Now onto our first workout and Zombie Survival tip of the day:
STAIRS!

Stairs can be a useful way of gaining lower-body strength and power-development. If you're sitting there going "When am I ever going to need to use stairs?" then picture this:
Zombies are everywhere and the elevator to the building you're in is broken, you need to get to the roof to hail down that helicopter who is trying to pick you up. There's 23 stories in this building and you haven't been doing any stair excercises.
You are now a Firstie.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/givstrength1.htm

The above link will take you to a page where this guy just LOVES stair-climbing.
There's work-outs and tips, and I suggest you try some of them listed. And in any case, let's hope that this guy is in your group when you need to climb up some stairs...

If possible, stairs can also be a great vantage point, depending on the placement and whether or not the bottom-half is destroyed (and whether or not you can get your Firstie butt up to the top).
If done right, your targets will have to file themselves onto the stairs in front of you, which makes for some easy-pickings; and if the stairs are destroyed, then have fun sniping them.



Recommended Sniper Rifles:

PSG-90 - Swedish, holds 9 rounds, and has a range of 985 yards. And it's sexy.
Dakota T-76 Longbow - American-made, blind magazine, and has shots that can be accurate up to a mile. And it's sexy.
USMC M40A3 - American-made, holds 5 rounds, and has a range of 1000 yards. And you guessed it, also sexy.
M-76 - From Yugoslavia, holds 10 rounds in a detachable box, and has a range of 875+ yards. And, yes, also sexy.


So there you have it, Firsties!
Keep on working!

(brain)

Where You Expand Your Knowledge...

So there you are, sitting with some friends drinking whatever it is kids drink these days, and that age old question comes up:

"If zombies started attacking, how long would you live?"

In your mind you know that you are already calculating the mere minutes it's going to take for you to get your Jugular ripped out by some flesh-eating carcass, but with your pride, you answer in lies. You tell your friends that you're going to live, that you have what it takes to become the 'Ultimate Survivor'. You've seen the movies, played the games, earned the achievements, and read Zombie Survival Guide.
In your moment of bliss as you can only imagine what it'd be like to survive; you realize something:

You're friends are going to make it, and not you.

You're not limber enough to hop-scotch out of the way if your friend tries to trip you, making you bait for the horde chasing behind you. You're not lean and toned enough to pull yourself up a fire-escape for an emergency get away. You can't run a block, much less more than a mile if there's no cover in sight.
You haven't got the slightest clue what you're in for.

This is where we come in.
We are Zombie Survival Bootcamp, a team dedicated to helping the firsties die last. Because let's face it, absolutely NO ONE wants to be a 'first' in an apocalypse.
We're going to tell you what you need, what to eat, what to excercise; how to live your life day by day and survive an actual apocalypse! Don't mistake this as Communism, oh no, dear good Zombie Survivors! We are here to help you help yourself.

We will be referancing movies, games, books, shows; you name it, we will "Fact or Faked" it. (Because people seriously watch that show.)

So why not follow us? Read and then become the one who is tripping your friends, climbing up that ladder escape, and laughing in the face of the devil as he lets his minions pour out of the ground.
Because of us, you will survive.

Because of Zombie Survival Bootcamp, you will become the Ultimate LAST Survivor.

(brain)